"The Crescent" Student Newspaper: 1928-30

The Crescent

VOLUME XL,

NEWBERG, OREGON, DECEMBER 18. 1!)2S

NUMBER 6

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WOMAN'S AUXILIARY OF PACIFIC COLLEGE
AGAIN SPONSO RS ANNUAL COMMUNITY FAIR

Pacific College Program Was Given Saturday Night — Fair to Be
Staged Again in 1929

LYCEUM LECTURE IS

ENJOYED BY PATRONS

The community fair, an annual event
for Newberg sponsored by the Woman's
Auxiliary of Pacific college, was held
Thursday, Friday and Saturday, Dec. 6,
7 and 8, and proved to lie a very suc-
cessful one from almost every stand-
point. In fact so well pleased was ev-
eryone who had anything to do with the
fair that it has been decided already to
hold another fair of this same kind in
3 929.

Thirty-eight business firms had booths
for the display of their wares and these
made the nucleus for the fair, of course,
as it is from these booth spaces that
the ladies derive most of their revenue.
Most of these booths were very beau-
tifully decorated and furnished a very
pretty picture with their many colors
as one entered the main auditorium of
the Legion hall where the fair was held.

Those firms which had booths re-
served were, City Grocery, Parker Hard-
ware Co., Sweet & Huntington, A. B. C.
Washing Machine Co., Twentieth Cen-
tury Grocery, Kienle & Sons, Newberg
Creamery, Larkin, Prince Hardware Co.,
Oregon Canning Co., Groth Electric Co.,
E. C. Baird, J. L. Van Blaricom, Gra-
ham's Drug Store, C. A. Morris, Yam-
hill Electric Co. (two), Miller Mercan-
tile Co., Crede's Market, Boyd's Book
Store, Bill Best, C. K. Spaulding Log-
ging Co., Purex Chemical Corporation,
Los Angeles, John Gower, J. P. Hall,
Mrs. Walter Robertson, Mrs. George
Crites, Newell & Son, Portland, A r incent
Feed & Commission Co., Mrs. L. H.
Phillips, William F. Morse, Dundee
Growers and Packers, Jones Sheet Met-
al Works, Lynn B. Ferguson drug store,
G. R. Gower & Co., Springbrook Co-
operative Prune Growers association,
Skaggs Safeway Store, and Self Service
Store.

In addition to these there were booths
by the high school, Central and Hard-
ing schools and Pacific College and also
the various community booths. The com-
munity booths were exceptionally fine
this year. Springbrook, in the opinion
of the judges, had the best community
booth and was awarded the blue rib-
bon for the fourth consecutive year.
Sunnycrest won the red ribbon for sec-
ond prize and Rex the white ribbon for
third prize. Other communities with
excellent booths were Dundee and West
Chehalem.

Meals were served by the Woman's
Auxiliary in the basement and were
declared very fine by those who patron-
ized this part of the fair. In addition
to this the Auxiliary ladies also had a
fancy work booth, rummage booth, book
booth, doll booth, and candy booth

where these various articles were sold
to the public.

It is impossible to give any report
on the financial success of the fair, as
all bills are not in as yet but it can
safely be stated that the income was
very satisfactory.

The programs were given very much
as outlined in former issues of the
Graphic with a few changes. On Thurs-
day evening the various communities
contributed the program which consist-
ed of the following:

Piano solo, Mrs. Fred Herring of Sun-
nycrest.

Reading, Mrs. Adah Peters of Spring-
In ook, assisted by Lloyd Stone, both in
darky costumes and make-up.

One act play, "The Burglar," West
Chehalem ladies. The cast included:
Claire Winona Smith, Kathleen Smith,
Violet Clark, Myrtle Waide and Orpha
Worden.

Piano solo, Martha Rothrock, Sunny-
crest.

Musical reading, .Constance Fisher,
Dundee.

Vocal duet, two young ladies from
St. Paul.

Violin quartet, St. Paul ladies.

One act play, "Hanging up the
Clothes by Two Black Crows," Mrs.
True and Mrs. Howard Pettengill, both
in blackface, assisted by Mrs. J. Ditto,
all of Rex.

On Friday evening the high school
sponsored the program, which was very
good. It consisted of three parts. The
first was a one act play put on by Mrs.
Hamilton's socialized class, entitled,
"Waiting for the Trolley." The cast for
this play included the following:

Polly Erma Wiley

Perry O'Shea Gordon DeAHne

Luella Lovebird Claribel Graves

Tow Sweet -.Philip Waeh

Hiram Elmer Switzer

The Suffragette Pearl Pawelskl

Miss Sharp „.Dollie Lytle

The Woman Passenger

Mildred Maynard

Percy Joe Wilson

Mr. Lovebird William Moore

The second part of the program was
a musical reading, entitled, "Freckles,"
given by Myrna May.

The third part was another one act
play given by the dramatics class and
entitled, "Suppressed Desires." This
play was coached by Esther Baird and
was managed and handled entirely by
students. The cast included the fol-
lowing:

Steven Brewster Lawrence Nolan

Henrietta, his wife Effle Wilson

(Continued on page two)

Pacific College lyceum patrons were
afforded a pleasure in hearing Ruth Bry-
an Owen, daughter of the late "Com-
moner," William Jennings Bryan, and
congresswoman-elect, speak on "Modern
Arabian Knights" at Wood-Mar Hall
Tuesday evening, Dec. 4.

Mrs. Owen revealed to the audience
her experiences during the World war,
at which time she was- assisting with
the hospital work near Palestine. She
described the customs and manners of
i the Arabians and told of the heroic
' work of a young army office, Colonel
] Lawrence, who by his strategy and man-
euvering joined the Arabian tribes to-
gether and captured Damascus and Je-
rusalem from the Turks.

Following this with many other in-
teresting bits of experience, Mrs. Owen
painted many vivid word pictures of
the hardships and suffering of the
troops, many of whom paid the price
of victory with their lives.

In concluding her talk, Mrs. Owen is-
sued a plea to civilized peoples to settle
the disputes of nations by peaceful
means. She also paid a high tribute to
"clear eyed youth" and urged that peo-
ple give the younger generation the
help and opportunity to prove itself.
"Youth sees the beauty, dignity, and
majesty of political greatness," said
Mrs. Owen in referring to the impor-
tance of the youth of America. She
also urged people to maintain true cit-
izenship and statesmanship in promot-
ing a Greater United States, for, as she
expressed it, "May America lead, in hon-
or, the rest of the nations to perma-
nent peace." — P. G.

SOPHOMORE PLAY IS
SUCCESSFULLY GIVEN

'Teg '0 My Heart" Enjoyed By
All Who Attended Play

OLD STUDENT
REUNION

SATURDAY, DEC. 29

BASKETBALL 7:30
Varsity vs. Alumnus

PROGRAM 8:30
In College Chapel

EVERYBODY WELCOME

The first heavy stage production of
the college year occurred when the
Sophomore class presented J. Hartley
Manners' "Peg O' My Heart" on Friday
evening, December 14. The play is one
requiring heavy, consistent character
playing, and each part was most fit-
tingly taken.

The scene of the play was laid in Re-
gal Villa, the Scarborough, England,
home of Mrs. Chichester. The part of
this most estimable lady was very com-
mendably taken by Elisabeth Carey.
Here she, with her son and daughter,
children of leisure, lived; but at the
opening scene were faced with disaster
because of a bank failure i" Jle-
Jcft them penniless. Here Peg, the
daughter of Mrs. Chichester's wayward
sister, appeared, unknown, in the par-
lor and was sent to the servants' quar-
ters by the pretentious daughter, Ethel,
who became very indignant because Peg
had interrupted a scene with Christian
Brent, with whom she believed herself
to be in love.

The family lawyer made known that
according to the will of the late Na-
thaniel Kingsworth, the person who
would undertake the education and dis-
cipline of this person, Margaret O'Con-
nel (Peg anyway) was to receive the
sum of one thousand pounds annually.
To this, with the lucrative incentive,
Mrs. Chichester responded favorably
and the main action of the play was
centered about these vain efforts, for
Peg refused to become the lounge lizard,
the mushroom type of person that Mrs.
Chichester's children, Alaric and Ethel,
were, and refused to see anything but
the happy, sunshiny side of life. This
sunny little person attracted the at-
tention of every man in the house ex-
cept the butler, and just as tactfully
dismissed each one, except Jerry, with
whom she was friends. Even the fickle
Christian Brent made himself obnoc-
tious and received a sound cuff on the
ear. Peg brought sunshine to the home
where never a ray had shone before
she saved Ethel from disaster by Inter-
cepting her elopement with Brent, and
when the family appeared, took the
blame upon herself, freeing Ethel.

The family was restored to its for-
tune by the opening of the bank doors,
so Peg decided she was no longer need-
ed and would go back to her father.
According to the stipulations of the
Kingsworth will, Jerry, who became
"Sir Gerald," was the executor, and
automatically became the guardian of
Peg: Guardian, however, was to fade
into the background in the light of
"Love's young dream."

(Continued on page six)

TWO

THE CRESCENT

Published semi-monthly during the college year by the Stu-
dent Body of Pacific College, Newberg, Oregon.

FRANK L. COLE
Editor-in-Chief

RALPH E. CHOATE
Associate Editor

CONTRIBUTING EDITORS

Society - Rachel Lundquist

Chapel Esther Roberts

Y. M. C. A _ Charles Beals

Y. W. C. A Elisabeth Carey

Sports Ben Huntington

Features .Velda Livingston

Jokes Lincoln Wirt

Academy ~ Arloene Davey

Dormitory Arthur Winters

MANAGERIAL STAFF

Business Manager .Harold Smith

Circulation Manager Elmore Jackson

CRITIC
Professor R. W. Lewis

HOW IT FEELS TO AN-
TICIPATE AN INITIATION

Entered as second-class mail matter at Postoffice at Newberg, Ore.
Terms: $1.00 the Year in Advance. Single Copy 10c.

Oh! Such a weird feeling! Outwardly
one doesn't give a rip, but every little
dig and threat hurts, Oh Boy! It begins
some days before the time is up and in-
creases twice as fast as the time de-
creases. One doesn't worry, but just
sorta wonders all the mean things and
cracks he has sprung on his tormentors
in past days. Will they remember them
all? Golly, but one hopes not! One
singles out his tormentors one by one
and imagines how jeeringly glad each |
will be to at last get even. Which ones
are his particular enemies, etc. "If he
wants to start something, I'll let him
have it — but NO! That isn't the right
attitude. One is going to try and be a
good sport about it all. But, just the
same, if that big mutt thinks he can —
Aw, dry up! Ferget the big mutt! Act
your age, can't cha? — Say, fellas, how
many of them are there? Can we wait
till it's all over with and then take 'em
all on? Sure, let's — But — is that good
sportsmanship? They all had to go
through with it once, ya know. Oh,
well — " etc. One turns it over constant-
ly in his mind, 'this' and then 'that.'
"Just think of the good times after it's
over with!" But that isn't possible.
"Gee, but I sure wish I'd get it over
with. Gosh, but time is slow, isn't it?
—Oh, well—!

— by one of the "Lucky Five."

Economy Cleaners
and Dyers

503 First St.

SANTA CLAc'S VISITS

THE DORMITORIES

MERRY CHRISTMAS! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

There are a goodly number of things that come only once
in a lifetime, and this is one of them. The Crescent staff of 1928-
29 wish all our readers a Merry Christmas and a Happy New
Year!

With all the new resolutions that will soon take place, next
vo"r should be as near perfect as any previous year. In case
^B^qotW"" ^ e faced with difficulties in choosing what resolutions
. . ^ jdould like to make, let us suggest a few:

Pep and Support

With the beginning of a season of basketball we should also
begin to think about pep and support. Unless interest is shown
in athletics then athletics isn't ahletics but merely a game. Sup-
port goes a long way toward winning any contest, so let's support
Pacific athletic teams.

Keep Smiling

The old saying that a smile will go a long, long way, still
holds true today. Let's practice it wherever we go and make
life more pleasant for those about us.

School Spirit

Talk up Pacific wherever you go. Don't be a nagger, but
be a booster and boost Pacific. What is received from going to
school is exactly equivalent to what is put into it.

Support Crescent Advertisers

Crescent advertisers make the Crescent possible. Patronize
those that help to make this paper possible. Let them know that
you are buying at their store because of their ad. May we as
students do our share in keeping the support and friendship of
the business concerns of Newberg.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY—

MERRY CHRISTMAS

There is one month of the year which
we always thought would be most un-
fortunate for birthdays, and that is the
month in which Christmas comes. It
seems such a pity that two celebrations
of national Importance should come in
the same month. As for us, we chose
(?) a month half way between Christ-
mases. But then, the thing which we
started to say was that there are seven
students whose birthdays are in this
month of December. To post their
names they are as follows:

Genevieve Badley, Marvin Barnes, Es-
ther Russell, Noel Bowman, Marion De
Vine, Ervin Diment, Fred Harle.

Pop Time!

The dormitories have gotten just one
jump ahead of other people in that they
have already had one Christmas celebra-
tion. The boys hied themselves over
to the girls' dorm at 7:30 last Saturday
night and were handsomely entertained.

The girls killed two birds with one
stone when they combined open house
with the Christmas party. The boys
divided off into pairs and visited all the
girls' rooms, and as the writer of this
article is one of those boys he can safe-
ly testify that the rooms were very nice.

After the room inspection they all
gathered around the Christmas tree
where the presents were given out.
Santa Claus, ably assisted by Damon
McKibben, was very effectively imper-
sonated by Horace Terrell. Candy, nuts
and cookies were served, and everyone
played games to recuperate, but soon
"refreshments were ready" and jello and
cookies were served. Mrs. Schmidt sur-
prised all by giving a handsome ginger
bread Santa Claus to each one present.

ANNUAL COMMUNITY

FAIR IS GIVEN

(Continued from page one)

Mabel, her sister Beulah Baker

On Saturday evening the College spon-
sored the program. Owing to the fact
that Prof. Alexander Hull was sick, a
late change had to be made in part
of this program but the audience was
quite delighted with the entertainment
furnished.

The Aeolian quartet so delighted ev-
eryone with their first selection that
they were called back for an encore
number. Then Mrs. Frank Colcord, ac-
companied by Mrs. Charles B. Wilson,
sang a very beautiful number and for
an encore sang with the accompaniment
of the Aeolian quartet.

The one act play, "Box and Cox," giv-
en by college students, proved a very
laughable farce in which two men are
assigned to the same room. The parts
in this play were well handled by the
following cast:

Box, a hatter ..Benny Huntington

Cox, a printer Charles Beals

Landlady Rachel Lundquist

The Mueller sisters closed the pro-
gram with a saxophone duet and were
also called back for an encore. — Graphic.

Clarence Butt

Attorney

Office Second Floor Union Block

Save with Safety at

The Rexall Store

LYNN B. FERGUSON
Prescription Druggist

Phone Black 106

Watches

Jewelry

Clocks

E. G. REID

Watch and Clock Repairing

Conklin Pens and Pencils

402 First Street Newberg, Oregon

A. C. Smith

Dealer in Leather Goods
Auto Tops a Specialty

703 First Street

Ed Real's Shoe Shop

Quality and Service

Patronage Appreciated

721 First St. Phone Black 33

Chas. C. Collard

SHEET METAL WORKS

Pipe and Pipeless Furnaces

BERRIAN SERVICE
STATION

Greasing, Free Crankcase Service
Exide Batteries, Battery Repairing
Car Washing
Corner First and Edwards Streets
NEWBERG, ORE.

COOLEY'S DRUG STORE

A complete line of Drugs and
Drug Sundries, Books
and Stationery

C. A. MORRIS

OPTICIAN-JEWELER

Dr. Thos. W. Hester

Physician and Surgeon

Offlce in Dixon Building
Newberg Oregon

THREE

Published Semi-monthly by the Students
of Pacific Academy.

P. A. CRESCENT STAFF

Editor-in-Chief Arloene Davey

Associate Editor Errett Hummel

REPORTERS

Fourth Years Vera Bauman

Third Years Burton Frost

Second Years Eloise Crozier

First Years Marguerite Nordyke

Athena Mary Sue Binford

C. E. R Errett Hummel

"THE ACADEMY MENTOR"

At last — a name! Now the
Academy has a name for its
page which it must live up to;
a name with a standard and a
meaning which must be kept up
by the articles found in its col-
umns; and a name appropriate
in its connection with the Cres-
cent.

The name "Mentor" means a
guide, a record, a monitor and
a friend. To some it may seem
like a poem — when first read, be-
cause of its depth, gives but
slight impression of its real
meaning and majesty, but upon
further thought and considera-
tion, becomes a thing of intrin-
sic value and worth; and car-
ries with it the dignity and bear-
ing of the superior scribe — the
"Crescent."

In behalf of the Academy
Crescent staff, I wish to express
my appreciation to all who con-
tributed in the name contest.
The number of names submitted
shows that interest in the Acad-
emy page is not lacking.

"What's in a name?" Every-
thing! And may we as a stu-
dent organization live up to the
full expression ana worth of our
name — "The Academy Mentor!"

ON PEP!

"P-E-P, that spells PEP,
That's where Pacific gets her
rep.

Let's live up to our rep then,
and back our teams, both the
girls and the boys, as much as
we can.

The Academy students want,
and really appreciate the assist-
ance from the college students in
the singing and yelling. We root-
ers are not the only ones who
appreciate your help — what a
"grand and glorious feelin' " it
must give the teams to feel that
they are being backed by the
whole school!

YELLING and SINGING is
the nucleus of school PEP!

Academy Song Leader.

ACADEMY STUDENT GIVES HIS
CONCEPTION OF IMPROVEMENT

Upon being asked to write a theme
in English class on the subject "How
to Make the Study-Hall Better" the fol-
lowing very original theme was writ-
ten by one of the Academy First Years:
"How to Make the Study-Hall Better"

There are several goodly ways in
which the steadfast goodly Study-hall
could be made better.

First: So soon as dawn shown forth,
the rosy-toed, a steadfast badly school
"marm" should sit in the chair behind
the dark-prowed desk with a bundle of
sticks, and should watch everyone in
the study-hall. She should have on her
right hand a boy whose mighty duty
it was to bring forth all evil doers.
When they (the mischief -doers) were
brought forth the school teacher should
question them in the following way:

"John Doe, what have you been do-
ing?"

"No-o-o-thing."

"Well, if I ever catch you doing it
again I'll skin you alive. Begone!"

Second: The study -hall should have
in every goodly seat an electrical con-
trivance, so that when a lever is pulled
by the teacher the steadfast hotly con-
trivance would shock the student. Be-
ware, all evil-doers!! This contrivance
would be very handy in case a student
was getting a little bit too rambunc-
tious.

Third: The study-hall seats should
have a contrivance of ropes, pulleys,
bars, bolts, etc., that would hold the
student in one position throughout the
period. Myself, I think this rather hard
on the student.

Fourth and last: The teacher at the
steadfast goodly desk should have a
shotgun, mighty of power, in or near
her mighty reach. This steadfast good-
ly gun should be loaded full of rock
salt. When a student does mischief
she should pull the steadfast goodly
trigger and cause the student to weep
large, round, tears.

These are my ways of making the
study-hall better. G. S.

A CALENDAR OF ROMANCE

Our hero was the common sort,
When all was said and done;

He worked his head off daily
And was out to get the MON.

The reason for his diligence
Was commonplace, 'tis true,

He tried to swell his salary
So it would suffice for TUE.

And maybe that's the reason
Why one day he lost his head,

And, falling on his knees, he cried,
"Oh, maiden, wilt thou "WED?"

He may have thought this sudden,
But it seemed not so to her.

She slipped a quick acceptance
And said forcefully, "Yes, THUR."

But when they went to keeping house,
He feared that he would die.

For, O! that modern maiden
Could neither bake nor FRI.

She could not run a bungalow
' Or even run a flat,
So on many sad occasions
In a restaurant they SAT.

But he forgave her willingly.

As man has always done,
When she presented him one day

A bouncing baby SUN.

— The Joy Messenger.

E. R. FORMALLY INITIATE
NEW MEMBERS FRIDAY, DEC.

The new members of the C. E. R.
were formally initiated in the Gym on
the evening of Friday, Dec. 7. The
new members are John Astleford, Ar-
chie Yergen, Ronald Hutchens, James
Haworth, and Errett Hummel.

Soon after the arrival of all, the Gym
lights were flashed on and off and var-
ious kinds of punishment were dealt
out to the new members. The initiat-
ing stalled off well with plenty of pea-
nuts and almonds to eat and shells to
scatter over the floor for the new mem-
bers to sweep up. The new fellows
learned what a tennis ball is for and
how easy the gym floor is to sweep.

After the torture was over there were
hot dogs and buns and doughnuts. Dur-
ing this all the new members were in-
structed to do certain foolish things at
school the next Monday, the carrying
out of which orders caused no little
excitement to the Academy students and
a great deal of discomfiture to the vic-
tims. E. H.

, PACIFIC ACADEMY
LOSESFIRST GAME

Lack of Practice Handicaps the
Local Team

ATHENA INITIATION HELD

AFTER BUSINESS MEETING

Budding Bairyniore

The Athena Literary Society of the
Academy met Wednesday afternoon,
Dec. 5, in Room 14 of the college, for
the purpose of initiating the new mem-
bers.

A short business meeting was held
first in which the Christmas program
was read and accepted, and one new
member voted upon. Then the meeting
was turned over to the initiation com-
mittee. Three of the four new mem-
bers. Miss Verplank, Margaret Weesner,
and Elizabeth Lingle, were then solemn-
ly initiated, but not entirely so, for
Thursday saw several things which
caused some curiosity: Margaret's "done
up" hair, Elizabeth's pillow, and Miss
Verplank's foot-stool. Each victim nam-
ed above and Kathleen Smith, the other
new member, wore ties on Thursday
and a familiar phrase passed their lips
each time they were confronted by an
Athena or C. E. R. member: "Ookie!
Ookie! I'm a redskin!"

The society is very glad to have these
new members and feels that they are
a splendid addition to the society.

M. S. B.

THE ORIGIN OF THE NAME,

"THE ACADEMY MENTOR'

As I was looking through a school
paper one day I noticed that one page
was called the Mentor but thought noth-
ing of it at the time. Then a while
later I heard the Mentor magazine men-
tioned, and I thought nothing of that.
It was not until the contest for the best
name for the Academy page that I did
recall them. Then it struck me like a
flash — why not the name, "The Acad-
emy Mentor" for our Crescent page?
Upon looking up the word "mentor" I
found that meant an advisor or friend.

I asked the opinion of another on this
name and I was advised to hand it in.
Believing it to be a fairly good name, I
did submit it, and much to my surprise
and pleasure it was chosen as the name
for the Academy page. J. H.

Believe it or not, but among us we
have:

One Walter, a tailor; •
One Kathleen, one Mildred, one Jer-
ald, each a smith;
One John, a thorn;
One Ronald, a shirk;

She: "I'm sure I've seen your picture j One Norman, a good un;

somewhere. Aren't you in the movies?" j One Kendall, a toad; and

He: "Well, not yet. But I pose for I One Burton, a complete frost,
eye-glass ads." ' By Ripp.

The Academy boys lost the first game
of the season to the Carlton High School
team on Tuesday, Dec. 4, on the Pacific
floor, by a very close score of 16-14.

The game was closely played, espe-
cially during the last three quarters,
when P. A. held Carlton to two points.
With only one day's practice the Pa-
cific boys did remarkably well and
showed a lot of promising material. The
Carlton boys were fast and had had sev-
eral weeks of practice.

The game was fiee of fouls to a large
extent and both sides showed fine
spo tsmanship. The scoring honors for
Carlton go mainly to Cox and Johnson,
and for P. A. they were evenly divided
among Moore, McKibben, Hummel, and
McGuire.

The lineup was:
Carlton— 16 14— P. A.

Johnson F Moore

Kelvie F McKibben

•Cox C ...McGuire

Brooks G Hummel

White G -.Sandoz

•Captain for game.

Substitutes: For P. A. — Silver for
Hummel and Hummel for Moore; for
Carlton — Ashland, Blozer, Briggs, Mc-
Dowell and Austin.

Referee: Dick Haworth.

A return game is to be played with
Carlton Dec. 24 if possible.

DAYTON HIGH SCHOOL

DEFEATS PACIFIC BOYS

The Academy boys' basketball team
met a second defeat for this season in
the game with the Dayton high school
boys, in the Pacific gym, Monday, Dec.
10. the score being 14-6.

This game was not as fast as the
Carlton-P. A. game but it provided the
spectators with plenty of thrills. Pa-
cific's few baskets were well-placed
shots that brought the spectators to
their feet. Dayton's passing attack
bioke through Pacific's defense time af-
ter time, only to be stopped at the last
moment.

Pacific's scores were made by Hum-
mel and McKibben, while Carson did
most of the scoring for Dayton.

The lineup:
Dayton — 14 6 — P. A.

Welland _ F Hummel

Recitistier F McKibben

•Carson. — C McGuire

Dorsey G Silver

Gubser G Sandoz

Substitutes: for P. A. — Hutchens,
Kendall and Haworth; for Dayton-
Payne.

Referee — Dick Haworth.

•Captain for game.

The Y. M. and Y. W. C. A. are going
to hold a joint meeting next Wednes-
day, Dec. 19, to celebrate the Christ-
mas season, and to which they would
like to have as many attend as possibly
can, both students and friends of the
college. The program will be in the
nature of a Christmas pageant entitled
"Christmas Everywhere." The mixed
double quartet will sing the songs of
the pageant. All who can, come and
help us commemorate the Savior's birth
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BASKETBALL TEAM
BEGINS PRACTICE

Letter Men and New Material
Make Prospects Bright

Under the keen eye of Coach Gulley
the basketball team is rapidly assum-
ing early season form. Owing to the
shortness of the practice period, the
squad has been reduced to about twelve
men. but these are putting in what time
they have in strenuous workouts. Prob-
ably the greatest handicap the squad
is facing is the lack of time to practice.
One hour a night is not very long for
a team to get warmed up and at the
same time get in some hard scrimmage.
But as both the Academy and Girls'
teams have to be accommodated there
seems to be no way out of this big
handicap.

The first game of this season is to
be played on Thursday, Dec. 20, against
an alumnus team. This will not be a
snap by any means, for this bunch of
old students have not forgotten all they
knew about the game by one long way.
For the past several years they have
taken the Varsity into camp and show-
ed their stuff in anything but a rheu-
matic manner. However, this game will
give a pretty good lineup on the col-
lege squad.

Gulley is quite optimistic about the
squad, and there is but little doubt as
to the individual ability of the men. If
they can only be made to play together
and really train as they should the col-
Ipe-p can look for mighty good things
irorn theni.

We are not going to predict anything
for the coming season. It would be im-
possible to even guess because of the
new coaches and the many new men
on the squads of the valley conference.
There is no reason for Pacific's not hav-
ing as good a team as is in the league,
and it is time we were putting out a
winner.

Quite a heavy schedule has been ar-
ranged, including games with the O.
A. C. Rook's and Ashland Normal. It
appears to the writer that this is about
what the team needs now. Hard prac-
tice games and lots of them, to have
the squad in top season form when the
valley schedule opens.

As a school we are looking forward
with keen interest to the first game
of the season, as this will give us a
t-hance to see what we have on the
-quad. And let us remember that as
a school we are a vital part of that
squad, so let's do our top season bit.

The following is the present schedule
for the P. C. basketball squad for the
coming season. As can be seen, it is
not one that has been with an eye on
the snap teams, and if the squad can
come through with a majority of wins
they will have played some real he-man
basketball.

Schedule to Date

Jan. 11 — Pacific at Monmouth.
Jan. 18 — O. A. C. Freshmen at New-
berg.

Jan. 25 — Ashland at Newberg.
Feb. 1— Pacific at Albany.

Feb 8=Eaoiflc_at-Ashl and

Feb. 8 — Pacific at Ashland

Feb. 22 — Albany at Newberg.W

Mar. 1 — Monmouth at Newberg.' w

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Doctor: "I'm afraid I have bad news
for you. You will never be able to work
again."

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had news?"

Anyone happening to closely scrutin-
ize any Gold "P" Club members will
undoubtedly notice a very decided at-
mosphere of anxious waiting. At four
o'clock tonight the fireworks begins and
the annual initiation of the new Gold
"P" Club members will start. From five
to six the new proteges will be left
alone to slightly recuperate from their
early embarrassments and sky-riding.
Then the main show will be staged from
six o'clock on indefinitely and it is hoped
that none of the boys will be mistaken
for night prowlers.

The date is very satisfactory to all
concerned. Especially to the new mem-
bers who ought to acquire a huge, mon-
strous appetite and eat a much larger
Christmas dinner than is the custom
under ordinary circumstances. Of
course the Gold "P" Club members are
satisfied with the date because the
Christmas spirit is in them too and they
are patiently waiting to give, give, give,
and they lay it on thick when the little
children put out their stockings after
having written Santa Claus that they
want a membership in the Gold "P"
Club for Christmas. It is rumored that
Link Wirt put out every sock he had
(that couldn't be put on from either
end) and undoubtedly he will receive
in return a large number of stinging
shocks.

The Pacific girls' basketball team lost
the first game of the season to the Carl-
ton High School girls' team, in the P.

C. gym, Tuesday afternoon, Dec. 4, by i
the score of 27-18.

Both teams played well and hard, and |
the Pacific girls played very well con-
sidering that they had had but little
practice in basketball before the game.
The score was S-6 in favor of Carlton
at the half.

The lineup was as follows:
Carlton — 27 18 — Pacific

L. Cooper B. Roberts

G. Jernstadt M. Davey

M. Dick D. Nordyke

J. Cummins V. Livingston

I. Moore L. Barnes

D. Baker B. Carlisle
Substitutes: For Pacific— E. Whipple,

L. Rice, and E. Kendall; for Carlton —
A. Bailey, M. Williams, C. Wanless, N.
Carl, and D. Moore.
Referee — Bill Wood.

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no one is in sight. Suddenly a crash —
the SVkrc-door slammed — a man in blue
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rush. Many feet sound on the stairs.
More doors open and slam, as the oc-
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calling" to exercise his lungs (which
have needed exercise badly ever since
he quit crying when a baby). Still the
rush — many more students crowd, their
foot -beats now silenced by the soft earth
that is being crunched beneath their
eagerly stamping feet! What is it all
about? Why, all the rushing and crowd-
ing as all the fellas try to get at the
center of the whirling, milling mob?

Ah, there, at last we can see — Well,
I'll be — if it isn't old Walt Taylor open-
ing another letter from Colorado, and
the bunch is all going to help him!
Ain't that nice? — "Well, Walt, who'd
ever think that — !"

GOLD "P" PRESENT PLAY

The Gold "P" Club presented a one
act play, "Hittin' On All Six," in stu-
dent chapel, Thursday, Dec. 6. The
female impersonations were very ably
carried out by Charles Beals, the hero-
ine, and Ben Huntington, stenographer
of Mr. Billups (Frank Cole), who was
the father of Betty, the heroine. Hank,
played by Dick Haworth, wishes the
hand of Betty, but Mr. Billups is op-
posed to the match but promises to
agree to it if Hank will make a thou-
sand dollars in a half hour. Hank does
this by selling cars and deceiving Black-
ly White (Burton Frost), Ikey Cohen
(Sanford Brown), Newt Newton (Everett
Gettmann) and finally Mr. Billups him-
| self. The thousand dollars is won just
in time and Hank gets Betty and also
shows Billups how to run the automo-
bile business.

The Pacific girls' basketball team lost
to Dayton High School girls in the sec-
ond game of the season on the home j
floor, Monday, Dec. 10, by the score
of 23-16.

The game was quite fast and the Pa-
cific girls seemed to have a good chance
of winning at the end of the half, the I
score being 11-10 in favor of Dayton. In
the last half the Dayton girls gained
a lead which the Pacific girls were un-
able to overcome.

The lineup was:
Dayton — 23 1G — Pacific

F. Herring E. Roberts

M. Nairn D. Nordyke

A. Gubser E. Whipple

L. Hessler V. Livingston

A. Wagner B. Carlisle

M. Carson I. Brown

Substitute for Pacific — M. Davey.

Referee — Bill Wood.

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FUNSHINE AND MIRTH

Prof. Lewis (in Drama class): "Does
Buddy have a first name? I never seem
to remember it."

Sandy: "I won't tell what I call her."

D. Ha worth: "If I ever get an aero-
plane, it 'will be one with 300 horse-
power."

Bones: "But I didn't think there were
that many horses left."

Sandy: "Why the dark glasses, Bill?"
Bill's.: "To keep the blue in my eyes
from fading, nut."

Page Mr. GuUey — Another Good Man
Gone Wrong

Prank: "I say, what's come over our
dear young friend, Haworth?"

Fred Harle: "Dick? Oh, he was killed."

Frank: "Killed? How come?"

Fred: "From overtraining."
. Frank: "Overtraining, what d'you
mean, fella?"

Fred H.: "Why, the engine ran right
across his back."

S. Kendall: "Yep, I used to have a
'feebly' like yours, but when I realized
how it made me look, I rubbed it off!"

B. Sweet: "Well, I had a face like
yours once, but when I realized that
I couldn't rub it off, I grew this 'feebly'
to hide it!"

Sandy: "Bill, can you tell me why a
fire extinguisher is like a waiter?"

Bill: "Well, I've never had much to
do with either one. Why?"

Sandy: "Because you have to tip 'em
both to get any service."

Fond Parent: "Son, there is nothing
worse than to be old and bent."

Bill Wood: "Yes there is!"

F. P.: "Well, what is it?"

Bill W.: "To be young and broke like
me!"

Little Ervln Diment: "President, did
you once have hair like snow?"

President Pennington: "Yes, my lad."

Wee Ervin: "Well, who shoveled it
off?"

Coming out of chapel the other day
we asked little Denny McGuire what
he thought of Prof. Lewis' talk.

"I think I liked it better than most
of Prexy's talks," said Denny, "because
Prof. Lewis says 'Finally' and stops;
but Prexy says 'Lastly' and he lasts."

Doctor (to Benny H.): "Say, do you
know this student, Fred Harle? He
came in here the other day so cross-
eyed the tears were rolling down his
back."

Benny: "What did you do for him.
Doc?"

Doc: "Why, we treated him for bac-
teria."

Voice from the eleventh floor: " 'Smat-
ter down there? Have you no key?"

Noisy one on the pavement: "Gotta
key all right, but wouldja jussasoon
throw down a few keyholes?"

Angry Customer: "These eggs aren't
fresh!"

Indignant Grocer: "Not fresh? Why,
the boy brought them from the country
this morning."

Customer: "What country?"

Sticking To It

"American chewing-gum has gained a
foothold in Japan," says an exchange.
Its faculty for gaining a foothold is its
most unpopular feature in this country.

The Squire: "What's your name?"
Nervous Applicant: "P-P-P-Perkins,
sir."

The Squire: "Ah! Then I'll call you
Perkins!"

The announcement in chapel Tuesday,
Dec. 4, that the address was to be given
by Mr. Hazelton, a prohibition officer,
brought a hearty applause from the
students.

Mr. Hazelton began his talk by say-
ing that if people applauded before he
began to speak it showed faith; if they
applauded in the middle of his speech
it showed hope; and if they applauded
at the end it was charity.

Mr. Hazelton spoke on the prohibition
question and brought to view many im-
portant and interesting phases. He said
that a person who drinks bootleg liquor
should visit a still to understand what
he is getting. It is really poison, be-
cause of the zinc and lead off the wash
boilers that the liquor is made in, and
the rotting corn and prunes, dead flies,
rats and mice do not make it seem very
appetizing. He said that they some-
times found a frog in the mash; this
seemed quite appropriate since the frog
would furnish hops and a kick or two,
and the people who drink the liquor
would croak.

It is no wonder that this poisonous
stuff has a very bad effect on those who
drink it, often causing blindness .and
death.

Mr. Hazelton told some of the humor-
ous excuses the bootleggers would give
when they were caught. Some would
claim to be making the whiskey to rub
on their cows or to feed to the pigs.
He told of the fines and taxes and pen-
alties that were put on the bootlegger,
and he said there was no comparison
as to how much better conditions were
since prohibition. Since the social ele-
ment of the old saloon days has been
abolished, people don't get so much en-
joyment out of drinking, and there is
every reason to believe that we will
continue to have prohibition.

Thursday, December 13

Student Chapel was held Thursday,
Dec. 13th. The main feature of the
program was the presentation by the
Sophomore class of a skit from their
play, "Peg O' My Heart," which was
to be given on the following night. The
part was chosen from the first act which
showed the coming of Peg, the little
Irish girl, and her reception by the aris-
tocratic English family. The other num-
ber of the program was a piano solo,
"Stars and Stripes," which was very
ably played by Esther Mueller.

Friday, Dec. 14
Rev. John Young of the Christian
church gave a very inspiring chapel
address on Friday, Dec. 14. He based
his thoughts on Psalm 19, and told of
God's unfolding revelation of Himself
in Nature, Law, and last of all in His
Divine Son. One who looks upon Na-
ture cannot help but see how wonder-
ful God is as an artist and what infin-
ite power He has. Then from the outer
court of nature he told of the inner
court of Law, and then of the Holy
of Holies which is Jesus Christ, the
Redeemer, who says, "I am the Way,
the Truth and the Light." He closed
with the words of Paul in Romans 8:12,
"Nothing can separate us from the love
of God t.hrough Jesus Christ our Sa-
vior."

Missed Nothing

"So you remember way back to the
Revolution, do you?"

"Yassa. De Revolution and Gin'l
Washington an' all them."

"Perhaps you were a witness of the
fall of Rome?"

"Nossa. Ah didn' exactly see it, but
Ah recollect hearln' somethin' drop!"

CAMPUS COMMENT

Prof. C. L. Conover, professor of Psy-
chology and Education, has been a vic-
tim of the flu for the past week and
has been confined to his home. His
classes have been doing individual read-
ing work during his absence.

Mrs. Eva Hummer Hull was called
east last "Thursday on account of the
serious illness of her sister. Mrs. Hull
is head of the College Piano and Violin
department and has large classes in
both Newberg and Portland.

Last Sunday evening, December 16,
Arthur Winters and Ralph Choate had
charge of the evening service at the
Lents Friends church in Portlands
They gave their Peace lectures at that
time. Professor GuUey took the men
to Portland.

Come on, girls! Only thirteen more
days of leap year! You'd better hurry
if you expect to get what you want for
Christmas. The men are getting scarce
and so are dates, so all girls had better
take this good advice and get in your
dates while the getting is good. It will
be over three years before another
chance like this comes along.

The dormitories met after dinner for
a riot of fun, Tuesday, December 11.
The hour was spent in playing guessing
games and all sorts of brain twisters
that were very difficult to catch onto,
and even yet It is doubtful if Betty
Works knows anything about every-
thing that happened on that eventful
and mirthful evening. This has become
a regular weekly event and the dorm
parlors ring with gaiety every Tuesday
evening.

'A CHRISTMAS CHIME" TO BE

GIVEN IN STUDENT CHAPEL

The Student Chapel Committee is
hard at work on a program which will
be appropriate for the exercises before
the Christmas holidays. Accordingly, a
short one act play entitled "A Christ-
mas Chime" is being coached by Gen-
evieve Badley and Rachel Lundquist.

The cast is:

Joe Terrill William Wood

Gladys Terrill, his wife .„

Dorothea Nordyke

Dolly Wakelee _ Florence Elliott

Ted Owen \ Lincoln Wirt

The main action centers around a
"simple little invitation to spend Christ-
mas," and the complications which arise
from not having had "all facts at hand"
in time to withdraw invitations. "Hark,
the herald angels sing" " — and this is
Christmas eve." — Joe Terrill.

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December 5

In Y. W. meeting on December 5,
Margaret Jackson gave a report of her
trip to the Y. W. and Y. M. joint con- 1
ferenee at Newport a few weeks earlier.
She told of the interesting trip and gave
a general description of the conference,
which made the girls wish to attend
a similar conference at the first oppor-
tunity.

At the conference there were seventy
students representing O. A. C, Univer-
sity of Oregon, Willamette, Albany, Lin-
fleld and Pacific College. The delegates
had rooms in the Hotel Gilmore. Meals
were served in a log cabin nearby.
When the tables were cleared away the
meetings were held in the same room.
The conference was very informal,
which gave the students a chance to
feel free to give to the meetings and
also helped them to get acquainted.

Friday evening was an informal get-
together while students were just com-
ing in for the week-end. In the morn-
ing devotions were held before break-
fast. The morning was given over to
talks and discussions. On Saturday the
discussion was continued over into the
afternoon, although the original plan
was for a full afternoon's recreation. |
In the evening a Seabeck dinner was
held, with talks and stunts. College
songs and pep songs contributed to the
fun of the occasion. The closing ad-
dress was Sunday morning. The con-
ference broke up after dinner when the
students returned to their various col-
leges.

Margaret stated that in addition to
the conference as an enjoyable vaca-
tion, it was an opportunity to meet fine
people with the same interests and to
fellowship in a Christian way with stu-
dents from other colleges.

A special number was given for the
meeting by Irene Brown and Miss Ver-
plank.

December 5

Rev. Gervas Carey led the Y. M.
prayer meeting on December 5, speak-
ing about "temperance" or "self con-
trol" from Galatians 5:23. Mr. Carey
said that if our parents had broken
us to lead, that was a good start to-
ward self control. We need to be able
to do the thing we do not want to do,
as though we did want to do it. Do
you sit at the steering wheel of your
own life; or do you go where the rut
of fleshly desire takes you? The man
who can keep a grip on himself is the
man who succeeds. Lack of self con-
trol is the basis of great crimes. We
often read of an accident when the
driver lost control of his car. Many
have lost control of themselves. A man
who had professed the experience of
"perfect love" said that when he felt
a sudden sensation of anger, he knew
that his profession had been false.
Not so, for God's promises are true
and his anger indicated only a yielding
before a sudden temptation. Even the '<
fruit of the Spirit needs cultivation. )
It takes effort to break yourself. Try
it and see.

Many wierd sounds have been heard
around the Dorms the past two weeks,
and after much concentration and dis-
ciphering of the noises we found it to
be a "hog calling contest,"

Due to the lack of a dinner bell at
one of the tables, Lincoln suggested
that Glen give the hog call to get the
waitress to serve his table.

Well, he did, and was much surprised
to see Lois come from out the kitchen.

Say, fellows, if you're ever caught in
the dining room talking to the dining
room girls, don't tell the matron that
you're just going. It doesn't work. Bet-
ter tell her you're just coming — or tet-
ter tell her you just left.

and as the husband of anyone's grand-
mother is called granddad, I must be
my own grandfather."

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How to Be Your Own Ancestor

A man in a letter to the Harrodsburg
Herald claims he is his own grandfa-
ther. His letter says: "I married a
widow with a grown daughter. My fa-
ther, a widower, married my step-
daughter, thus becoming my son-in-law,
and his wife, formerly my step-daugh-
ter, became my stepmother also. My
wife also became my grandmother, for
she was the mother of my stepmother,

Prof. Lewis had charge of the meet-
ing Dec. 12, at which time he read sev-
eral selections of Christian poetry to
the young men of the association, most
of which dealt with the birth of Christ,
which was very appropriate in view of
the approaching Christmas season.

December 12

The Y. W. meeting on December 12
was led by the music committee. Miss
Verplank had charge of the devotions,
reading from Philippians 4. Winifred
Woodward and Orlean St. Onge played
a piano duet. A short talk on the place
of music was given by Marguerite Nor-
dyke.

The remainder of the meeting was
given over to the singing of songs from
the new Y. W. song books. By singing
only one or two verses of the songs,
it was possible to sing quite a number.
The Y. W. considers the new song books
a great help to the meetings of the
future.

SOPHOMORE PLAY IS

SUCCESSFULLY GIVEN

(Continued from page one)

The play as a whole was an excel-
lent production, typical of the high type
of dramatics which has always been
presented by the college young people.
This presentation was coached by Miss
Dorothy Verplank of the college faculty
force, and the success depended greatly
upon her untiring efforts.

The characters were most excellently
cast in the following manner:

Mrs. Chichester Elisabeth Carey

Alaric, her son Elmore Jackson

Ethel, her daughter Esther Roberts

Jarvis, the butler Ervin Diment

Christian Brent Philip Gatch

Peg Bernice Carlisle

Mr. Hawkes, the lawyer ,

.'. Frederick Harle

Maid Laurene Gettmann

Jerry, 'Sir Gerald" Richard Haworth

The numbers in addition to the play
were most enjoyable. The college band,
under the leadership of Esther Mueller,
gave three numbers, Ronald Hutchens
gave his modern version of the "Two

Office Boy (to oversized individual en-
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Student Critic: "Gee, but you've got
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Frank Cole: "Oh, I don't know, I
just crammed a bunch of them in the
stove and the Are just roared."

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Ralph Choate, accompanied on the pi-
ano by Genevieve Badley.

Get your Gym. Equipment
at Parker Hardware Co.

DR. JOHN S. RANKIN
Physician and Surgeon

Office Phone Black 171
Residence Phone Green 171
Office over U. S. National Bank

Ralph W. Van Valin

OVER U. S. BANK

DENTISTRY
X-Ray Diagnosis

GAS ADMINISTERED

E. C. Baird

General Merchandise

We appreciate your patronage
Phone Red 37

UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK

Capital, Surplus and Profits $150,000.00

Accounts of students, faculty and friends of Pacific College invited
INTEREST PAID ON SAVINGS ESTABLISHED 1889

GRAHAM'S DRUG STORE

Phone Green 113
DAILY DEVELOPING KODAK SERVICE

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West End Garage

AU Kinds of Repairing

P. W. VAN VLIET, Prop.
Phone Blue 39

FIRST NATIONAL BANK

NEWBERG, OREGON

Keep your reserve funds with us
Interest paid on savings accounts

The Economy Store

DISCONTINUING

Visit us before we close

YOU WILL FIND USEFUL AND PRACTICAL

Christmas Gifts for All

IN THIS BUSY STORE

Miller Mercantile Co.

Newberg, Oregon